Friday, December 30, 2005

And I thought I was a deep sleeper!

Man Shot in the Head Drives to Hospital
AP Newswire

December 30,2005 | PORT ORANGE, Fla. -- A man who woke up with a head wound drove himself to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged in his brain. His girlfriend killed herself when she was contacted by police.

Glen Thomas Betterley, 53, noticed that his head was bleeding when he woke up Thursday morning and asked his girlfriend if she had struck him. The woman said she didn't know.

When the bleeding wouldn't stop, Betterley drove to work, left a note for his boss and went to the hospital. Doctors treated him for a gunshot to the forehead. He was in stable condition Friday.

While Betterley was being treated, police said they called his girlfriend and heard a gunshot. When authorities went to the home, they found Emma Lorene Larsen, 65, dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot to the head.

Police described the case as an aggravated battery and apparent suicide.

Hot Annelid Action

Hooray!

I' a Wiggly Worm in the TLLB Ecosystem!


Well, at least I'm not on the bottom rung of the evolutionary ladder.

UPDATE: I seem to have devo'ed to a Multicellular Microorganism. Ah, briefly did I burn.

Early Random 10

Detroit CityTom Jones
Heart Of DarknessPere Ubu
American WomanThe Guess Who
Punishing KissAnnie Ross & the Low Note Quinet
Rocky & BullwinkleTeeVee Tunes
My SharonaThe Knack
St. James Hospital (Live)Doc Watson
Train Running Low on Soul CoalXTC
I Am Thinking Of The Old FolksBill Monroe
Midnight MapsShriekback

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Trade Your CDs for an iPod?

Millennium Music, a South Carolina media retailer, is offering a deal where you trade a large number of your CDs for an new iPod. They won't take damaged stuff, and they won't take unsellable music, but it sounds kinda cool if you have a lot of CDs to dump. The rates range from a 1 Gig Shuffle for 65 CDs to a 60 Gig 'pod for 175 CDs. You'll have to ship them if you don't live near their two locations. They will then assess your collection.

Tip to Gizmodo and Ars Technica for the find.

No Longer 'Time to make the donuts...'

The Dunkin Donuts guy has died.

Vegetarian Pea Soup

I thought I'd try a little recipe blogging.

Normally, I like Pea Soup with ham, pork shoulder or bacon. It's a natural! But when cooking for vegetarians, you can make great Pea Soup with no meat. The 'secret ingredients' are the Balsamic vinegar, chipotle powder (the smoky flavor is critical), and dry mustard. Note that I don't use onions, which you'd expect normally. I don't really like onions (I'm weird that way), but feel free to add them to the other vegetables. I'd use a cup of 1/8" dice, like the celery.

3 - Tbsp. Olive Oil
4 - cups Vegetable Stock
3-1/2 - cups Water
1-1/2 - cups Carrots, in approx 1/4" dice
1 - cup Celery, in approx. 1/8" dice
3 - large cloves of Garlic, sliced very thin or crushed
1 - 1 lb. Pkg. Dried Peas, picked through and rinsed
1/2 - tsp. Balsamic Vinegar
1/2 - tsp. Chipotle Powder
1 - tsp. Coleman's Dry Mustard
A few Saffron threads (optional)
2 - tsp. Salt
1 - tsp. ground Black Pepper
2 - Bay Leaves, small (or 1 large)
1/2 - tsp. Thyme

Add the olive oil to a large stock pot (I like my 5-1/2-quart Le Crueset 'French' oven) and heat over a medium-high flame. Add the carrots, celery and garlic. Saute for about five minutes, until the garlic browns slightly. Add the dried peas and stir while cooking for another two minutes. Add the stock and water and bring to a low boil. Add all other ingredients.

Reduce heat and cover. Simmer for about two hours, stirring occasionally. When the peas are soft but slightly firm, remove from the heat and let cool for about 10 minutes. IMPORTANT: Remove the Bay Leaves! Add more salt to taste, if needed. Then blend the soup in the pot using a hand-blender. Be careful not to splash hot soup all over the kitchen and yourself. Leaving the pot lid partially on as you blend can help. Blend until no large pieces remain, but NOT until completely smooth. Some texture makes the soup a lot nicer.

Serve in large soup plates with oyster crackers or homemade croutons. Alternatively, you can add a large dollop of sour cream or plain yogurt in the center. The soup should keep for four days or so in the fridge, and freezes well. Add a little water when reheating.

Richard Dawkins on the Dover ID Decision

Butterflies and Wheels Article:
"Judge John Jones has given the Founding Fathers the first really good reason to stop spinning in their graves since the Bush junta moved in. It would have been a scandal if any judge had not found against the ID charlatans, but I had expected that he would do so with equivocation: some sort of 'on-the-one-hand-on-the-other-hand' consolation prize for the cavemen of creationism. Not a bit of it. Judge Jones rumbled them, correctly described them as liars and sent them packing, with the words 'breathtaking inanity' burning in their ears. The fact that this splendid man is a republican has got to be a good sign for the future. I think the great republic has turned a corner this week and is now beginning the slow, painful haul back to its enlightened, secular foundations."


Beautiful.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Jon

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Squirrely Moose

This post has caused a fuss in the blogosphere (via Atrios and American Prospect) as a true, bootlicking take on the domestic spying scandal.

Note this paragraph from the post:

What we do know is that we have not suffered another attack on the Homeland since 9/11. That is a miraculous fact. And President Bush should be applauded for protecting the country rather than excoriated, to say nothing of impeachment which is on the lips of some Democrats.


Not only does it have a kind of 'proving a negative' vibe about it, because an absence of attacks does not equate to successful protection, but it uses a the truly nauseating word, 'Homeland'. Capitalized.

I propose that anyone who uses a phase like '...attack on the Homeland...' in an unironic manner be permanently banned from public debate on any national defense issues and politics. It's creepy in an American Gothic kind of way, like, "I declare, Clem, it's a lovely autumn day here in the Homeland. I think I'll rustle up an Apple Brown Betty for the quilting bee tonight."

I thought this Whitman Wittman guy was supposed to be a reformed but centrist Republican, but he seems like just another stock-standard Bush apologist to me.

My Favorite Quote...

from the previously-blogged NYT Dover case article:

Several members repeatedly lied to cover their motives even while professing religious beliefs, [U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III] said.


I guess they don't have any deeply-held religious beliefs about NOT LYING!

Hooray!

Judge Bars 'Intelligent Design' From Pennsylvania Classes - New York Times

A victory for reason and freedom-from-other-peoples'-weird-beliefs-being-imposed-on-your-life! (maybe I could come with a better phrase for that second part). Now we just sit back and wait for the sound of creationist heads exploding.

Too Much Fucking Perspective


Here's my attempt at a 'Reality-Based Community' web logo. Feel free to steal it. I'm realistic about these things.

Monday, December 19, 2005

War on Christmas Update!

It has come to my attention that several so-called 'Christmas' songs make no actual mention of Christmas! No Christmas, no Jesus, no God, NOTHING! For all we know, these could have been written by Jews! They make insidious references to winter, snow, sleigh rides and good cheer so that we think they're Christmas songs, but they're not!

Exposed here first:

Let it Snow!
Winter Wonderland
Sleigh Ride
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bell Rock
Home for the Holidays

JINGLE BELLS, for God's sake!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Cold Commute


Picture taken this morning from the Broad St. Station, Newark, NJ, looking east.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Friday, December 09, 2005

Friday Boy Blogging

Friday Sporadic 10

• The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Roberta Flack
• Truckin' - Grateful Dead
• A Love So Beautiful - Roy Orbison
• Jungle Boogie - Kool & The Gang
• Gentlemans Agreement - The Fall
• Buddy Ebsen Loves The Night Time - Los Lobos
• Hollywood - George Clinton
• Painted From A Memory - Elvis Costello with Burt Bacharach
• Blood Outta Stone - The Fall
• Search - Minutemen

Pretty much my least favorite Grateful Dead song. Totally compensated for by Buddy Ebsen Loves The Night Time or Jungle Boogie!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Jeezus Dubya Bush



America Wept.